What's Got You So _________ Happy? - Narcissists Say The Darndest Things

Oh, chills. That one cuts deep in that subtle, insidious way — the kind of line that seems harmless on the surface but carries a thousand pounds of emotional weight underneath. It’s not just a question — it’s a reminder that joy was never safe. A narcissist classic.

🖤 "What's Got You So Goddamned Happy?"

Ah yes, the joy-policing opener from a narcissist near you.

It’s not curiosity. It’s not concern. It’s a low-grade emotional audit — and if you grew up around narcissistic energy, you know exactly what this question really means. Translation: “Tone it down. How dare you feel good without my permission?”

This shirt is for anyone who learned to shrink their joy to survive.
But not anymore.

Wear it as a badge of survival, a wink to your inner child, and a reminder that your happiness doesn’t need explaining, just protecting.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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