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How Dinosaurs Were Made Tank Top - Prehistoric, Psychedelic, and Possibly True

How Dinosaurs Were Made Tank Top - Prehistoric, Psychedelic, and Possibly True

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How Dinosaurs Were Made Tank Top – Prehistoric, Psychedelic, and Possibly True. 🦖👽🌈

Forget everything your science teacher told you—"How Dinosaurs Were Made" is finally revealed in this psychedelic tank top featuring aliens communing with a friendly dino in a swirl of cosmic color and mystery. It’s weird, it’s wild, and honestly... it kind of makes sense. With vibrant all-over print artwork that feels like a mural from another dimension, this tank is a conversation starter, reality bender, and history rewriter all in one.

Why this tank is dino-mite:
Psychedelic Alien-Dino Art – Like Saturday morning cartoons on intergalactic mushrooms (but you're totally sober).
Bright, Trippy Colors – Turn heads and twist timelines.
Soft, Lightweight Fabric – Evolution never felt so comfy.

Because maybe, just maybe... dinosaurs were alien besties all along. 🦖👽🌀

This tank top has everything you could possibly need – vibrant colors, soft material, and a relaxed fit that will make you look fabulous!

- Fabric composition in the EU: 96% polyester, 4% spandex
- Fabric composition in the US: 93% polyester, 7% spandex
- Fabric weight in the EU: 6.34 oz./yd.² (215 g/m²)
- Fabric weight in the US: 7.08 oz./yd.² (240 g/m²)
- Premium knit mid-weight jersey
- Smooth, comfortable 2-way stretch material that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains.
- Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
- Blank product components in the EU sourced from Lithuania
- Blank product components in the US sourced from the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches)
XS 32 ⅜
S 34 ⅝
M 37
L 40 ⅛
XL 43 ¼
2XL 46 ½
  CHEST (cm)
XS 82.3
S 88
M 94
L 102
XL 110
2XL 118
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