Some folks stay sober, but their attitude? Still swerving all over the road. If you’ve ever dealt with a dry drunk—or been one—you know exactly what we mean. Featuring a monochrome woodcut print of a top-hat-wearing squirrel behind the wheel, this tee is equal parts hilarious, relatable, and just a little too real.
✨ Why this shirt is a must-have: ✔ Classic Black & White Print – Vintage vibes meet modern madness. ✔ Soft & Comfortable – Unlike dealing with a dry drunk. ✔ Inside Joke Approved – Laugh so you don’t lose your mind.
Sobriety is a journey, but some people still manage to drive us nuts. Wear it. Own it. Dodge the squirrel behind the wheel. 🐿️💨
If dry drunks drive you nuts, you are not alone. They drive EVERYBODY nuts. This shirt proclaims your stance on dry drunkenness and lets everyone know that you can drive yourself crazy. No squirrely dry drunk necessary.
It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
