Narcissists Say The Darndest Things

Ever notice how narcissists all say the same things — like they’re reading from a dusty manual called “Gaslighting 101”? We did too. From manipulative apologies to faux-deep one-liners, this collection is a tribute to the twisted poetry of narcissistic nonsense — the stuff we’ve survived, seen through, and now get to laugh at.

Introducing: “Narcissists Say the Darndest Things.”
A bold, cathartic, and a little-too-relatable collection of sayings that hit close to home — because we’ve all had that parent, ex, boss, or “friend” who thought they were being clever when they were really just being... predictable.

🖤 What This Collection Is About:

  • Real-life quotes from real-life narcissists (you can’t make this stuff up)
  • The perfect “I’ve-healed-enough-to-laugh-about-it” merch
  • Equal parts hilarious and empowering
  • For survivors, truth-tellers, and cycle-breakers who’ve earned the T-shirt — literally

✨ Use This Collection To:

  • Reclaim your story — one ridiculous quote at a time
  • Validate your experience (you’re not crazy, they’re just classic)
  • Laugh through the healing
  • Start conversations that need to happen
  • Give the most chef’s kiss gift to a fellow survivor

🙌 Because…

You’re not alone. You’re not imagining it.
And you’re definitely not the first person to hear, “Wow, are you always this dramatic?”